THiS iS ReAL FaMiLy PrObLeM...!!!

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
and my father became my stepson-in-law.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
grand-son.

That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my
son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child,

whose stepsister is
my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own
child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

THE OTHER GUY FAINTED.

ThE BeSt BrEaK-Up LeTTer...!!!

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky..............


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.

In addition
to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.


Take Care,

Ricky

A StOrE ThAt SeLLs HuSbAnD...!!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.

"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

TiMe To LaUgH...!!!

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

3 QueStiOnS AbOuT GoD...!!!

A young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar
or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.

Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your
questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able
to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .

young man: i have 3 questions for u:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown
to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at
all, since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of
it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence
without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream
that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer........ My hand that I used to
slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: That's it... this is my third answer, Even though Devil and also
the hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the hell
will become a very painful place for devil.

Ah, ThE InDiAn MinD...!!!

An Indian man walks into a bank in New
York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer
that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands
over the keys to a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the
bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan
officer agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives
the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer
says, "Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very
nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would
you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Indian replies: "Where else in New
York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

SmiLeee...!!!

God gave a gift to man,
a gift not to loose,
but a precious one to gain,
and yet its hard to choose...!!!
Confused man started questioning,
the gift cannot be hold,
making man even wondering,
when its also cannot be sold...!!!
Question marks rise,
is the gift priceless or worthless??
Just like throwing a dice,
one game many answers...!!!
Life begins with a dot,
so small and yet so deep,
lets make a positive thought,
a truth human haven't seek...!!!


A truth that opens human's mind,
saying that the gift is spectacular,
not belong to any living kind,
yet not refundable with dollar...!!!

A gift that heals pain,
and get rids of sadness,
it converts man into saint,
by showing the meaning of happiness...!!!
As long as sun shines the earth,
water flows in the river,
for time there is human birth,
so long lives this gift...!!!

Smile!! Smile!! Smile!!!
A lovely gift that man has,
when life worth more than a mile,
full of challenges and test...!!!

God is so great,
that he showed you to me,
one thing makes me afraid,
that he ends up this gaiety...!!!
I love my life so much,
where I could share it with you,
its not about the touch,
but its smile that connect us through...!!!



written by,
POHVIN OOI